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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Do you think Trump is a bad a$$? Why or why not?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No go.

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

How would the Arab world be different if there was no Israel-Palestine conflict? Would there be better relations among its members?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Thinking from a spiritual perspective, can we say that the journey in recovering from narcissistic abuse a battle of spiritual warfare? Any thoughts on this?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Can men and women be friends?